Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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