is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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