i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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