Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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