i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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