New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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