no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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