stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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