she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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