I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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