you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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