She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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