The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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