i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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