Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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