This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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