Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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