I'm eating all of the evidence.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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