we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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