I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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