we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
