im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Randomize
