i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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