How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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