Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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