We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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