apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
