i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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