He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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