All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
