So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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