just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
porn star boner night. come get it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
How external is "for external use only"?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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