DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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