The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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