She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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