ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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