Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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