margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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