he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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