Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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