My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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