Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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