Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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