garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
