you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
