Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We are two peas in an std pod
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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