I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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