oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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