There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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