Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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