Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
