You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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