I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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