you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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